Criticise I’m too fast,
Criticise I’m too slow,
Criticise I said yes,
Criticise I said no.
When I went and thought too much,
When I didn’t think at all,
When I wasn’t brave enough,
When I just felt too small.
Too pretty to be smart,
Too ugly to be loved,
Sleeps around – just a tart,
Not enough – above it all.
Criticise I’m honest,
Criticise I lie,
Why?